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Medical Microfiction: Orbit

In Orbit

Marie hadn’t intended to cause a war between the planets. She’d just gotten something in her eye while cycling.

The more she rubbed at it, the further it worked its way into her eye socket. She rushed home, stuck her face under the faucet and pried open her eyelid. The water stung the microscopic scratches on her cornea, but eventually the particle dislodged.

Thanks to her blurred vision, Marie completely overlooked the sand-sized spacecraft swirling down the sink, and with it, the ambassadors of peace.

A few days later, the aliens declared war.

Remember, kids: when cycling, wear eye protection.


Orbit has a double meaning. We usually use it in its astronomical sense, to mean the course of one object traveling around another. The moon orbits the Earth. In anatomy, orbit refers to the eye socket in the skull.

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The bones that make up the orbit. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The skull’s a very strange and unique component of the human body. For one, it’s not just one bone. It’s difficult to say just how many bones are in the skull because it depends on what you mean by “bone” and how you count them.

Why the trouble with counting? You see, your skull doesn’t finish developing until after birth. Infants have four “soft spots” on their noggins called fontanels which are places where the skull bones haven’t fused together yet. The fontanels serve two purposes: to allow for easier delivery, and to allow space for the brain to finish development after birth. When these fontanels finally fuse, they’re joined together with sutural bones that can vary in number from person to person.

My anatomy textbook goes with a fairly traditional count of 22 bones forming the skull. Of these, 7 bones help make up the orbit.

I had fun writing today’s story because it captures orbit in both its meanings. A microscopic fleet of alien ships is in orbit over the Earth, attempting to make peaceful contact. One of their ships is in the orbit of Marie’s eyeball. All this orbiting adds up to be one huge headache for everyone.

For those of you in the United States, happy July 4th! I hope you enjoy the holiday with good food and good company, and hopefully better weather than we’re having in Georgia today. For those of you outside the US, hang in there. Friday’s coming soon.

And whatever you do, remember: wear eye protection. Peaceful intergalactic relations might depend on it.

Medical Microfiction: Parorexia

“Summer Vacation”

Xorg evaluated his new appearance. Tattered, smelly pullover paired with oversized sweats. Filthy black gloves. Deranged gray beard overgrowing his face.

He’d requested the agency schedule him a vacation where he could live like the locals. This holiday was supposed to simulate the experience of a quarter of Earth’s population. The itinerary came highly rated by customers.

But so far, Xorg was underwhelmed. All that money to sleep outside?

Then something caught his eye: a shopping cart overflowing with empty aluminum cans. Xorg grabbed one, bit the top off, and chewed.

Hot damn!, he thought, These people dine like kings!


Parorexia is a compulsive craving for items not normally considered food. The disorder is more commonly known as pica. Pica ranges from the gross but mundane (biting the nails, chewing the hair, eating boogers) to the bizarre (eating of dirt, metal, or other nonfood items). Interestingly, it’s more commonly found in pregnant women and in people with poor nutrition, especially those who are iron deficient. It’s like the body’s so desperate to get those missing minerals that suddenly eating dirt sounds like a great idea.

Tourism (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Who out there loves to travel? I certainly do. For a lot of us, the real fun in travel is in getting off the beaten path, experiencing a place like the locals do. But if an alien were visiting our world, when taken as a whole, how does humanity live?

This week, the #FitchTheHomeless viral video made its rounds, and it got me thinking about how ridiculously common homelessness is on a global scale. Did you know that around a quarter of the world’s population doesn’t have legal access to an indoor sleeping space? This figure varies from source to source because the definition of “homeless” is squishy (Do we count people who sleep in homeless shelters? Does a car count as a “home”?), but the number blew me away. I suppose it’s the idea that such a lifestyle, if you will, is such a common experience around the world.

Common enough, perhaps, that for an alien visitor, it would look like a good way to get the local experience.

They come for the local experience, but stay for the fabulous food!

How about you? Ever eaten anything truly odd, by accident or otherwise?