Making New Friends
Nolan had friends. Nolan had loads of friends. 1,224, to be exact.
Whenever he threw parties, he invited all 1,224 of them and received 1,224 RSVPs.
Of course, this always meant one hell of a grocery run. It took Nolan three trips to schlep all the 2-liters of Shasta, cocktail wieners, and pizza bites home in his hatchback.
8PM came and went, but nobody showed.
Later, Nolan brooded over his Facebook list of 1,224 disappointments.
Oh, well. Time to make new friends.
He clicked the “new account” button and got to work on Friend# 1,225. Maybe this one wouldn’t disappoint.
I’m very excited about today’s medical term, because it’s an anatomical feature I learned about in my Anatomy of Speech class fairly recently. The diaphragmatic aponeurosis, also known as the central tendon, is a strong band of material located in the center of the diaphragm muscle. Together with the rest of the diaphragm, it forms a floor upon which your lungs and heart sit inside your rib cage, and plays a major role in pumping air into and out of your lungs.
While most other tendons in the body connect muscle to bone, the diaphragmatic is unique in that it connects a muscle (the diaphragm) to itself, allowing it to form a roundish shape while still allowing for several large passageways through the middle, so that you can both eat and breathe without the two interfering with one another.
Have you figured out how Nolan factors into this picture?
Much like the diaphragmatic aponeurosis: he only connects with himself.
Get it? Get it…? Hey, why aren’t you laughing?!
I hope this finds you better connected than the central tendon, and without a car filled with Shasta. Later this week I’m hoping to have another “Anatomy of a Sentence” feature out, so keep your eyes peeled!